White Trash Art

Postcards from the Mariana Trench of Lazy

It's been awhile, folks...

Courtney Love: conte crayon and gouache 9x9"

Turning Out Lindsay; gouache, ink 9x9"

Curacao Plein Air May 2012; watercolor, ink 9x9"

Zuckerberg; gouache, acrylic, 9x9"

KISS the Pig

KISS the Pig chair

Pelikan "Plaka" paint on vintage vinyl and wood chair

Mural in progress

White Trash Cooking Contest

I proposed a cooking competition to my fellow New Obsessives and a few noteable others, and was not disappointed with the response! Celebutante chef Gordon Ramsey was slated to judge, but he texted me that he was indisposed.

"Gordo" means "fat ass" in Spanish. Anyhoo:

Sherry DiscgolfGeek, founder of The White Trash Recipe Exchange, answered a few questions about her cooking repertoire and also shared a delicious recipe:

WTP:What is your favorite junk food product?
SD:Pork Skins with Chili and Limon, I can't live with out them.

WTP:Do you prefer salty or sugary snacks?
SD:Salty

WTP:If you had to choose between a box of fruit leather or a crate of Twinkies to sustain you during a month long period of forced isolation with only one food source, what would you choose and why?
SD:Twinkies, The perfect comfort food when alone, surgery, sponge cake, whip creamy, And a awesome way to get out of a murder sentence if your Dan White, the Guy who killed San Francisco Mayor George Moscone and County Supervisor Harvey Milk!

Contest Entry No. 1: Sheri's sublime recipe for trailer park goodness:
      Spam Frittata
      1/2 can of Spam diced
      1/2 medium sweet onion diced
      salt
      pepper
      dry or fresh oregano
      dry or fresh thyme
      dry or fresh basil
      4 eggs (beaten)
      3-4 slices provolone

Preheat oven to 350˚F
Lightly grease a 9-inch pie tin or skillet.
Mix together spam, onion, oregano, thyme, basil and egg. Season with a tiny pinch of salt and pepper. Pour the mixture into a skillet or pie tin.
Bake for 40 min. 5 min before taking it out, place the provolone slices on top.

Contest Entry No. 2: Gary Farrelly crafted this exquisite Banana Pineapple Ice Cream Claw:

Contest Entry No.3: The lovely Sophie Iremonger created a masterpiece of carnage: Foot Loaf

In honor of the Fuhrer's wedding to the lovely Tara Tonini last month, I contributed this Moon Pie Tower with Grandma's pills and spent shell vases. (This honorary entry is not eligible for voting)

I leave it up to the readership of The New Obsessive to choose the favorite, via the comment section of the page, with the winning contribution to be awarded via United States Postal Service, if they do not go out of business prior to end of voting which is SEPTEMBER 1st, 2011.

Spinnin In Da Grave

gouache, vinyl, resin

It Came From 1977

Left in a box for 10 years, sold at a garage sale. Left in a box for 10 years, sold on Ebay. Left in a box for 10 years, posted in a blog...

So several years ago I had this brilliant idea to start a greeting card company that featured awkward photos I bought in lots on Ebay and added smart-assed and ironic captions to. Like so many of my other super-awesome ideas, I didn't do any of the work and didn't fulfill my lifelong dream to be a thousandaire from my totally cool hip company that only caters to super-geniuses and creative megaminds. So, I didn't get my artist's loft in Soho that was one big giant room, littered with massive half-finished canvases and featuring some rad ass urban view like the posterior of a incandescently lit up advertising sign for Pall Malls. Alas.

They are labeled "7-30-77 Wedding Susan Beuder Ray Olson Trinity Lutheran Church Miriner (?) - Reception Church Basement."

If only I had dreamed up Awkward Family Photos at that point, I'd have been a thousandaire at least 2 times over. I hope they made it, Susan and Ray...

 

Hi Res New Obsessive issue 012

Cheers

The New Obsessive Issue 12: Yuletide In Hell Edition

Going to post this here til Ed. In Chief Gary Carl gets situated for the holidays and can put it up on The New Obsessive Blog; He spent 5days in a French airport under military guard waiting for a flight during blizzards!! Talk about Yuletide in Hell...

Multimedia supplements to Issue 12 include:

Creative Conference Winter 2010 Pyro Display

and

"Cabin Fever"

White Trash Storefront Up and Running

Even though it's as ugly as your inbred cousin Zeke until I can slick it up a bit, the WHITE TRASH ART STUDIO finally has a functional storefront, with a cart that is encrypted with one hundred thousand tiny virtual titanium battle droids that protect your credit card from identity theft, or however they do that sort of thing. So you know I'm a reliable sort who mails out her paintin's in a timely manner and shit, feel free to see my Ebay Account, which I have used to sell several pieces over the years (though admittedly not in the recent past)

Hooray For Commerce: Click here to check it out.

And you can still get rad ass White Trash Art T Shirts HERE

 

 

Little Women

altered vintage decorative art, acrylic and ink

both about 4"x4"