White Trash Art

The Infamous Kimchee Incident

"so ronery" acrylic on canvas, gold leaf 16x20"

Gabinete de Botanicas No.1

acrylic on canvas, 20x24"

Amy

 

Schocking Abs, The GOP, and White Trash: Together At Last

I went to a Republican dinner to see Illinois congressman Aaron Schock speak last night... and guess what? He was signing autographs in front of: an original White Trash Peg mural at Capponi's restaurant in Toluca, Il! When my old man told me he got me a ticket to the event, I just thought, "Hoo hah free chicken dinner!" I never dreamed I'd be rubbing elbows with a Men's Health cover model.

Hi Res New Obsessive issue 012

Cheers

The New Obsessive Issue 12: Yuletide In Hell Edition

Going to post this here til Ed. In Chief Gary Carl gets situated for the holidays and can put it up on The New Obsessive Blog; He spent 5days in a French airport under military guard waiting for a flight during blizzards!! Talk about Yuletide in Hell...

Multimedia supplements to Issue 12 include:

Creative Conference Winter 2010 Pyro Display

and

"Cabin Fever"

White Trash Storefront Up and Running

Even though it's as ugly as your inbred cousin Zeke until I can slick it up a bit, the WHITE TRASH ART STUDIO finally has a functional storefront, with a cart that is encrypted with one hundred thousand tiny virtual titanium battle droids that protect your credit card from identity theft, or however they do that sort of thing. So you know I'm a reliable sort who mails out her paintin's in a timely manner and shit, feel free to see my Ebay Account, which I have used to sell several pieces over the years (though admittedly not in the recent past)

Hooray For Commerce: Click here to check it out.

And you can still get rad ass White Trash Art T Shirts HERE

 

 

Ponzie

acrylic on paper, 8x10"

What the hell are you supposed to be?

Every year I love to look at the online clearance bins of costume stores, and their puzzling array of poorly made plastic-ish, papery, bizarre "costumes"

"70's Preppy Adult" is either the love child of Shaggy and Fred from Scooby Doo or the president of the Hardy Boys Fan Club.

"PHDarling Adult Costume" :That is one smart ho.

"Pink Santa's Helper Adult Plus": Santa's saddest elf hoists her grab bag of Daddy issues for the whole world to see.

"Way High Patrolman Adult Costume" I must've missed this movie... or something?

"Major Trouble Teen Army Costume": Dad knew he was in 'major trouble' when they put his 7th grader on the pill "to regulate her period"

"Mary Child Winter Holiday Classics Costume" : She looks super chuffed about the costume Mom bought her for this year's heathen Pagan ritual 

 

 

 

The New Obsessive Issue 11

edited by David Turpin

cryptic messages and death notices!
brilliant artist personal ads!
bat shit!
eat a peach!
homophobic Latinas!
Jackie O French Dipped!
Exhibitions! Performances! Depraived Acts of Lewdness!

The New Obsessive: 1 year anniversary issue