White Trash Art

Postcards from the Mariana Trench of Lazy

It's been awhile, folks...

Courtney Love: conte crayon and gouache 9x9"

Turning Out Lindsay; gouache, ink 9x9"

Curacao Plein Air May 2012; watercolor, ink 9x9"

Zuckerberg; gouache, acrylic, 9x9"

KISS the Pig

KISS the Pig chair

Pelikan "Plaka" paint on vintage vinyl and wood chair

Dont Cry For Me

acrylic on canvas

20x24"

GG Allin pastorals 1 and 2

both about 9x10, both watercolor

 

A Slim Whitman Christmas

12x12" Acrylic on canvas

Things you can't un-see

Elvis Diptych

fat Elvis, skinny Elvis

 acrylic on wood, 16x20" each

Gabinete de Botanicas No.2

16x20" acrylic on canvas

Walter Mercado

Gabinete de Botanicas No.1

acrylic on canvas, 20x24"

Amy

 

White Trash Cooking Contest

I proposed a cooking competition to my fellow New Obsessives and a few noteable others, and was not disappointed with the response! Celebutante chef Gordon Ramsey was slated to judge, but he texted me that he was indisposed.

"Gordo" means "fat ass" in Spanish. Anyhoo:

Sherry DiscgolfGeek, founder of The White Trash Recipe Exchange, answered a few questions about her cooking repertoire and also shared a delicious recipe:

WTP:What is your favorite junk food product?
SD:Pork Skins with Chili and Limon, I can't live with out them.

WTP:Do you prefer salty or sugary snacks?
SD:Salty

WTP:If you had to choose between a box of fruit leather or a crate of Twinkies to sustain you during a month long period of forced isolation with only one food source, what would you choose and why?
SD:Twinkies, The perfect comfort food when alone, surgery, sponge cake, whip creamy, And a awesome way to get out of a murder sentence if your Dan White, the Guy who killed San Francisco Mayor George Moscone and County Supervisor Harvey Milk!

Contest Entry No. 1: Sheri's sublime recipe for trailer park goodness:
      Spam Frittata
      1/2 can of Spam diced
      1/2 medium sweet onion diced
      salt
      pepper
      dry or fresh oregano
      dry or fresh thyme
      dry or fresh basil
      4 eggs (beaten)
      3-4 slices provolone

Preheat oven to 350˚F
Lightly grease a 9-inch pie tin or skillet.
Mix together spam, onion, oregano, thyme, basil and egg. Season with a tiny pinch of salt and pepper. Pour the mixture into a skillet or pie tin.
Bake for 40 min. 5 min before taking it out, place the provolone slices on top.

Contest Entry No. 2: Gary Farrelly crafted this exquisite Banana Pineapple Ice Cream Claw:

Contest Entry No.3: The lovely Sophie Iremonger created a masterpiece of carnage: Foot Loaf

In honor of the Fuhrer's wedding to the lovely Tara Tonini last month, I contributed this Moon Pie Tower with Grandma's pills and spent shell vases. (This honorary entry is not eligible for voting)

I leave it up to the readership of The New Obsessive to choose the favorite, via the comment section of the page, with the winning contribution to be awarded via United States Postal Service, if they do not go out of business prior to end of voting which is SEPTEMBER 1st, 2011.